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I am ppuffdaddy, buttyawnyawn and buffpuff.

Currently homeless, leaving for Mexico City

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myfaith-live-love-laugh:

The winner is : rihanna

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

sixpenceee:

From 34 Powerful Ads That Make You Think

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

rosalarian:

kynelly:

hraesvelgur:

jadelyn:

georgecuntstanza:

extracapsulargundam:

exceptdissent:

perf.

then what do you want us to say

nothing tbh

Have you ever considered NOT assuming women need your commentary on their bodies, and NOT assuming their self-esteem is centered around your judgment of their fuckability factor?

and perhaps if you do feel like complimenting her looks that maybe, just maybe you might want to consider not doing it by putting down other women

a simple “you look really nice today!” is inoffensive, hurts no one, and isn’t sexually charged. go ahead and say that next time you’re thinking of saying anything else to a person.

I was walking down the street in Kansas City a few months ago, and a guy walking past me said “I really like your outfit, it looks nice,” with a genuine smile. And then he kept on moving. I was completely stunned, because it’s so rare to get a real compliment from a stranger that makes me feel good, and this was one. I barely managed to tell him thanks before he was out of earshot.

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"